Look, we’re not saying our Caution Graphic T-shirt will give you superpowers...
But we’re also not not saying that.
Here’s the situation: you slip on this ridiculously soft, garment-dyed beauty. Instantly, people treat you differently. They're giving you space at the grocery store. They're double-taking at the coffee shop. A small child points and whispers, "Whoa, they must be important."
It’s because you’re radiating pure caution energy.
You are now both a beacon of danger and extreme coziness.
When to wear this shirt:
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When you want strangers to respect your personal bubble
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When you need a comfy outfit for "serious lounging"
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When you feel slightly mischievous but also need snacks
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When you just got your hair done and need everyone to stay 3 feet back
Bonus: It’s made from 100% ethically sourced US cotton, so while you’re scaring people a little, you’re also saving the planet. That's what we call a win-win.
Final verdict?
If you're not wearing this shirt yet, what are you even doing with your life?
Caution: Coolness levels may exceed safe limits. Proceed accordingly.