Bite Me Distressed Dad Hat – For Anglers, Sass Queens & Salty Legends

Tell the world exactly how you feel—without saying a word. Our “Bite Me” distressed baseball cap is the perfect blend of sarcastic charm, fishing humor, and vintage badassery. Whether you’re casting lines or just throwing shade, this hat’s got your attitude covered.

Made from soft, 100% cotton twill and perfectly worn-in from day one, it’s like your favorite old cap—but sassier. The bold hook-and-line design hooks attention wherever you go, whether you're boat-side, beer-in-hand, or avoiding people at the grocery store.

This cap is unstructured, low-profile, and ridiculously comfortable, just like your sense of responsibility on weekends. Adjustable strap? Check. Eyelets to let your opinions breathe? Double check.

🎣 Great For:

• Fishing fanatics with feelings

• Salty beach days

• Sarcastic gift-giving

• Avoiding conversations

• Everyday sass with shade protection

📦 Product Features:

• 100% cotton twill with that “already broken in” feel

• Unstructured 6-panel design for maximum chill

• Distressed vintage look – no fish story needed

• Metal D-ring slider for adjustable fits

• Ventilation eyelets, in case you overheat with wit

🧼 Care Tip:

Spot clean with warm water and dish soap. Just like your comebacks—keep it sharp and targeted.